Portland Movers Ready

1 day i will be a master at posting. who knows about pinging? to multiple dif sites and having your post/update/message/links show up properly on all sites. also the differences between status update, blog, and micro-blog. i need to learn all that # and @ stuff also. it gets complex. and how to post vidz n pix n checkinz to multiple sites with 1 click from droid or laptop. ima loze my mind.